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Tint Fam

Make your mom proud by immortalizing yourself on a trading card!

A pack of these cards will be given out with each magazine that you probably won't read. Card designs change with each series, so who knows what you'll look like. But hey, at least you'll be collectible!

Tint Fam Trading Cards Demo

How does this work?

1

Fill out the form

Tell us about yourself. Upload some pictures. Try to look cool.

2

Sponsor your card

Sponsor it yourself for $75 or let someone else put their name on your card. Your call.

3

Get collectible

We create your card and distribute it in foil packs with the magazine. You're basically famous now.

Alright, let's do this.

What does your mom call you?

This needs to be your actual name. It will go on the front and back of your trading card.

Drop your email so we can bother you

We need this to send you updates about your card, payment info if you're self-sponsoring, and to have a way to reach you when we inevitably have questions about your "good side."

What do people who actually like you call you?

What demeaning name have your so-called "friends" come up with for you?

When did you start tinting?

If you're too old to remember, or the heat gun steam has cooked enough brain cells, just pick a month and year. We won't fact-check you. Probably.

Tell us about yourself, superstar

We know, we know — you're incredibly important and the world needs to hear your story. Go ahead, tell us how many back windows you've conquered and how you single-handedly revolutionized the squeegee game. We'll pretend we're impressed. But seriously, give us the real stuff — what you're actually about, what you've done, and why anyone should care. This goes on the back of your card.

It's time to upload some pictures.

Put your make-up on, get your bright red lipstick, and pucker up for the camera! A pig wearing lipstick is still a pig, though, right? Feel free to use a signature pose, or upload a picture of you while tinting. Make sure we can see that face only your mother could love! We'll pick the best ones from the photos uploaded below. If you're sponsoring your own card and want your logo on the back, upload it here!

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Any special requests, your majesty?

This is your chance to be extra demanding. Want a specific photo used? Want us to NOT photoshop a pacifier on you? Have a preferred sponsor? Think your left side is your good side? (It's not, but we'll humor you.) Drop it here. No promises, but we'll read it. Eventually.

Who do you want to sponsor your card?

Look, trading cards cost money. We're going to have sponsors for each card, and we want to give you the option of sponsoring your own card so you don't end up with a random company sponsoring it. Imagine the disrespect of having a competitor or different film company having their name on the back of your card!